Wit and Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln


When you hear the name ‘Abraham Lincoln’ what first pops into your head? Is it the beard and stove pipe hat? Is it the Gettysburg Address? Maybe you think of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC. My guess is that many people won’t picture him smiling, laughing and cracking up. Although he was an astute politician, Lincoln also loved telling jokes and humorous stories. If I could sit down to dinner with one historical figure it would be Lincoln; not to hear the horrible stories of his presidency and the War, but because I would love to sit and be entertained by him in his own special way.

I would like to share some sayings, jokes, and anecdotes as said by Lincoln. These have been gathered in numerous places, but I’m referencing two books: “The Wit and Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln” by James C. Humes and “The Wit and Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln” edited by Anthony Gross.

Secretary of War Edwin Stanton filled the military prisons in Washington with those who were helping the Confederates. When a relative of a prisoner complained to Lincoln of the injustice, Lincoln told his story: A governor of a certain state was visiting the state prison and stopped to talk with a number of prisoners. They told him their story, and in every instance it was one of a wrong suffered by an innocent person… but he came to one inmate who said, “Governor – I did it – I was guilty – and I have to pay the price.” “I must pardon you,” said the governor. “I can’t have you in here corrupting all these good men.” <Humes, p142>

A ranking official of the Post Office died and the next day a job applicant waylaid President Lincoln in the White House. “Mr. President, did you know that the Chief Postal Inspector just died. Can I take his place?” “Well,” drawled Lincoln, “it’s all right with me if it’s all right with the undertaker.”  <Humes, p186>

 

Some gentlemen, fresh from a Western tour, calling at the White House to see President Lincoln, referred to a body of water in Nebraska bearing an Indian name which they could not recall, but which signified Weeping Water. Instantly Mr. Lincoln replied, “As Laughing Water, according to Mr. Longfellow, is Minnehaha, this must be Minneboohoo.” <Gross, p.106-107>

 

A gentleman asked Lincoln to give him a pass through the Federal lines in order to visit Richmond. “I should be very happy to oblige you,” said the President, “if my passes were respected; but the fact is, within the past two years I have given passes to Richmond to two hundred and fifty thousand men, and not one has got there yet.” <Gross, p215>

 

Wade once came to the President to demand the dismissal of Grant. In reply to one of his remarks Lincoln said, “Senator, that reminds me of a story.” “Yes, yes,” Wade replied, “it is with you, sir, all story, story! You are the father of every military blunder that has been made during the war. You are on your road to hell, sir, with this government, by your obstinacy; and you are not a mile off this minute.” Lincoln answered, “Senator, that is just about the distance from here to the Capitol, is it not?” Wade, as Lincoln put it, “grabbed up his hat and cane and went away.” <Gross,p223>

These were just a couple of stories from the two books that I referenced above. If you get a chance to read more of the stories that Lincoln loved so much then I would definitely recommend that you read them. Or when you’re bored, search for Abraham Lincoln Anecdotes in your favorite search engine and see what pops up.

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Entertaining eBook Titles

I received a Kindle Fire for Christmas. I absolutely LOVE this little device. It goes with me to Jay’s house and resides on my headboard at my house. With my Kindle Fire I can read an eBook, listen to my favorite morning show out of Charlotte, NC, or check my e-mail. One of my most favorite features are the free eBooks that I can download. Part of my daily routine is to go to the Book section and check out today’s 100 most popular free eBooks. That’s how I’ve managed to collect most of the books in my Kindle library. I can’t resist an interesting eBook. I have everything from Civil War, How To, Self Help, and humorous essays. A free version of Top Secret Recipes? Yes, please! I always check it every day because you never know when an author is going to offer a free copy of their eBook.

The one thing about the free eBooks, though, is that a LOT of them are some sort of romance novel. Now, as a disclaimer, I’m not a romance reader. My sister LOVES to read romance, but I usually avoid it at all costs. I don’t like the headaches that I get from constantly rolling my eyes when reading one of these novels. The thing about the free eBook versions is that they make me laugh. I thought that I might share some of them with you.

“The Inconvenient Duchess” by Christine Merrill. Before I even look to see what this book is about you can probably guess what is happening. Somehow this woman ended up marrying a Duke that more than likely was out of a sense of duty more than anything and he probably wasn’t very happy about it. You just know that he’s going to be handsome, dark and rough around the edges. You know that she’s beautiful, slight and a bit weak. Especially since she allowed herself to be put in a position where she had no choice but to marry the Duke. Now, looking at the book cover the first thing that strikes me is how did he get the back of her dress open without undoing the bow first? Also, zippers didn’t exist back then so the back would have had to be buttoned closed (and I don’t see any buttons) or tied. That corset is not correct, either. The lacing would go all the way up to the top. Wait… am I dissecting the cover art way too much? I think that I’m going to skip reading the description since we’re pretty sure we can tell what the book is all about. My guess is that at the end something dramatic happens that points out to the other how much they really do love each other and they lived happily ever after. The end.

“Maid for Love” by Marie Force. Looking at the cover it doesn’t appear to be too obnoxious. There’s a giant house next to the shore that doesn’t really tell us much. However, the inset of the lovers makes me roll my eyes. We already read ‘Love’ in the title so I don’t think that we really need the visual, right? After reading the description I know that I’ve seen this story before. It’s called, “Cinderella” or any other romance novel you’ve read before. It seems that the woman works as a maid at this high-brow resort and she happens to get run into by the owner’s son. The son doesn’t want anything really to do with the resort, but he’s helping out his dad. When he injures the maid he insists on taking care of her and her son, and then he falls into the dilemma where he falls in love with her and doesn’t know what he wants anymore. *sigh* It’s so hard to be a wealthy man in this day and age. I mean, falling in love with the maid seems to be a fairly common story line. Or the poor woman in the village. Or the woman who has been so busy holding her life together that she’s never been told how gorgeous she is so she thinks that she’s the ugliest thing on the planet until the dark and brooding rich guy comes along and can’t live without her. You already know that the rich guy’s son is going to marry the maid. Otherwise it wouldn’t be in the romance section, right? Ugh. These books make me feel ill. How can my sister stand to read them??

“Under a Texas Star” by Alison Bruce. Here we go again… another dark, handsome and brooding hero to grace the cover of this book. Wait! He’s not just gracing it, he’s seducing the spirited red-head against the rock. Just to make sure that we realize he’s a law man, and a dangerous man, we have the giant Texas Rangers badge on the front, plus Mr. Tall-Dark-And-Handsome is holding his revolver in his right hand. After reading the description I realize that they’ve fallen into one of the typical Western scenarios. There are a couple that they usually stick to when writing a novel. The hero is either a lawman or an outlaw, though a wrongly accused outlaw who is trying to clear his name. The woman is either seeking revenge for some wrong done against her or her family, or her husband/father/brother has passed away and left her in charge of the land so that her only chance of survival is doing everything herself. In this case he is a law man and she is out for revenge. They work together, which means that they end up having sex and then much later they realize that they’ve also fallen in love. I’m sure that she’s so spirited that she’s the only woman who has ever been able to ‘tame’ his heart. They like to use those cliches a lot. I have to say, though, that if I was her I would be pissed at him. He’s pressing her into that jagged rock and that can’t feel good.

I think that’s enough for now. The cynicism is making me feel ill so I should probably go lay down. If you’re wondering, no, I have absolutely no desire to read the latest big hit, “Fifty Shades of Gray.” I was turned onto the fact that the reviews on this book are very entertaining, though. Go to Amazon.com and read the one star reviews. It is definitely well worth the time.

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R/C Model Air Show

This weekend was the club’s Air Show. Jay did a good job of keeping the number of planes he took down to six. He had the MiG-15, the F-16, his A-10 Warthog, the Watermelon Combat Foamie, his Extra, and my LT-25 (upside down in this picture to keep the wind from knocking it over).

 

 

The weather really wasn’t the nicest. We were lucky that it didn’t rain at all during the day, but the wind was horrible! It kept a lot of guys from flying. Again, not Jay. lol. I took a picture of this windsock that Sam had on his canopy so that you could see just how windy it was. It reminded me a lot of SEFF in that respect.

 

Considering the fact that it was windy, chilly, and threatening to rain at any moment we really had a decent turn-out. There were a couple of pilots there that I hadn’t seen since last year’s show. And the crowd was really quite large. Jay’s Warthog attracted a lot of attention and I saw many people taking pictures of it. I was so proud of his hard work! He was so busy being pulled in six different directions most of the time that he probably didn’t even have time to notice the people drooling over his jet.

Due to the wind we couldn’t do a lot of what had been planned. They usually do a flag drop out of a plane while they play the Star Spangled Banner, but it was too windy to do that. Then we were supposed to have two candy drops, but when landing after the first one Cliff’s plane was flipped at the last moment by the wind and completely damaged the wing.

 

The kids really enjoyed the candy drop. Most of the chutes opened (I think!) and I only saw one group of chutes that were tangled together. A few of the kids really did a good job chasing down the stray parachutes.

 

 

Not all of the kids received a paratrooper, though, so as they came off of the field I held the box with the extras and allowed anybody who hadn’t found one to take one. That made them really happy. And it made me happy because that meant I wouldn’t have to take as many home with me. This is Cliff, the president, in this picture.

 

They were also supposed to do two rounds of combat, but half of the guys hadn’t even brought their combat foamies! We managed to scrape together a group of three foamies and decided that we were going to have combat anyway. After all, I had spent the time cutting streamers into 20′ lengths. They were GOING to be used!

 

The crowd had a good time watching these guys try to take each other out, though. It’s my hope to be good enough to fly solo next year so that I can join in and be one more person. At one point Jay and Mark put their F-16’s in the air and were basically chasing each other around, trying to show the other up. The crowd REALLY enjoyed that. I think that it would be neat if we could work out a flight sequence to really put on a show with the 16’s. Again, that means that I have to be good enough to fly solo by next year. I’m not sure that will happen. After all, I’ve managed to rip the landing gear off of the LT the last 2 times I’ve flown it.

The other demonstration that the crowd really enjoyed was the jet powered by an actual turbine. This thing can fly like a bat out of you-know-where! Unfortunately the closest place to fly turbines regularly is an hour away, so Jay isn’t going to get into this part of the hobby (thank goodness!). It can be rather expensive. Just the turbine engine alone costs around $2,500 for a cheap one. When they crash they CRASH. There’s no saving anything from a turbine crash. You don’t often pick up pieces that are any larger than a quarter. I’ve heard some really good crash stories where at the end they could only find enough pieces that could be picked up and would have fit into a quart size ziplock bag. No, thank you! I don’t want over $5,000 to end up fitting in my purse.

I would say that overall the Air Show was a success, especially when you factor in the weather. We had a couple of crashes, but nothing absolutely crazy. The girls at the tent next to us completely sold out of the cookies that they had made to benefit the Make A Wish foundation. We gave out every single glider and toy helicopter that we had purchased for the little kids who attended. I would say that it was a very good day. 🙂 And to celebrate I want to end this post with a balloon (filled with air so it counts for this post) that I saw at the grocery store this weekend. Enjoy!

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Warthog Cross Stitch Update

I realized that it’s been a while since I’ve updated my blog with pictures of my cross stitch. To be honest, I haven’t really worked on it much. The weather has been so beautiful that I’ve been spending a lot of the daylight hours outside. The weekends are spent house hunting and flying. It’s been a great summer so far!

Here’s where it was a month ago:

 

 

 

 

 

Here it is as of tonight:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s slowly filling in. Slowly. Perhaps at some point I’ll have it done!

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Time Flies

The most precious gift that we are given each day is time. Time to live life. Time to enjoy those whom we love. Time to relax and take pleasure in those things that make us happy. Of course, a LOT of that time is wasted. How many hours of TV do you watch each day? How many hours do you spend on the computer playing games on Facebook? Do you know what is the biggest waste of time each day? Work. Oops… did I just say that out loud??

I spend about 10 hours each day, Monday thru Friday, at work. I seriously wonder if the money is worth spending so much time in one place. And I do mean in one place. There are entire afternoons when I realize that I haven’t left my desk in four hours. Every day I lose a little more time on this earth and this is how I’m spending it… stuck at my desk. It’s decent money, though, and it pays the mortgage. Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy what I do. I love the detailed work. It’s just that I spend all week wishing for the weekend to hurry up so that I can see Jay. Then I spend the weekends hoping for time to crawl so that I can enjoy every minute. But that’s not how it works. *sigh*

How do you capture the time that flies away from you? How do you pass the time that seems to crawl? Why can’t they switch places? We only have so many years left that you don’t want to waste too much of it. I just have to figure out how to keep some of it for a rainy day. If I could save time in a bottle…

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Air Balloons in the Civil War

In honor of my RC club’s air show on Saturday I thought that I would discuss the role that air balloons played in the Civil War.

If you aren’t a student of the Civil War you may not have realized that they actually used balloons during the War. No, they were not floating over enemy lines and dropping molotov cocktails on their heads. Air balloons were used for observation of enemy movements. They were tethered in place, with either signal flags or telegraph wires being used to communicate what they were seeing. By rising above the earth to around 500 feet a person could see miles across the country side. This helped in determining just how many of the enemy they were facing.

President Lincoln authorized the first use of the balloon in 1861 after having one tethered on the front lawn of the White House for a night or so. He felt that they could really be useful in military operations. This was one of the few things that General George McClellan agreed with him on. McClellan used observation balloons quite often, in fact he employed the use of one during the Seven Days Campaign in 1862.

Both sides used the balloons, but the Union did so more than the Confederates. Despite the initial popularity of the program they were discontinued in 1863. This was due to various reasons, including the fact that during the din of battle it was often difficult to get any kind of communication from the balloon to the commanders on the field. Logistics and confusion really made it more trouble than it was worth.

If you’re wondering, none of the balloons were ever shot out of the sky. Though that wasn’t for lack of attempting to do so. The Confederates were reported to have taken quite a few shots at them, but just like Tom Chamberlain jokes in the movie Gettysburg “Notice how those Rebel guns always overshoot?” lol

Hopefully I’ve ‘raised’ your interest in the topic. Maybe your curiosity is ‘soaring’ and you would like to read more about it? I know that this post wasn’t very detailed or very long, but maybe you’ve learned about something that you didn’t know. If so, then I’ve done my job. Have a great Wednesday!

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A Beautiful Weekend

It was a really great weekend. Very hot and humid, and windy, but it was beautiful. Friday night the moon started to come up over the trees and we were amazed to see that it was an orangish-red. This was the best picture that I could get. Nothing like an orange dot on a black background, eh? lol

Saturday was very hot and humid, so we stayed inside getting various projects completed. Jay worked on one of his numerous airplanes that were still sitting in their box, and I tore apart a wooden chair and reglued it. Wild and crazy times were definitely had by all! lol That evening, though, he said, “Okay, let’s head out.” I didn’t know where, but I knew that it would be a good time. And it was. We drove around Presque Isle and then enjoyed the sunset on the beach. I was a little disappointed that you couldn’t actually see the sun setting because of the clouds and haze, but it was still very pretty.

I even allowed Jay to lure me into the water. It was cold at first, due to your skin being so warm from the air, but then it felt really good. We went wading up to our knees and had to resist the urge to just jump in.

 

 

 

It was a beautiful evening and the company was wonderful, as always. Sitting on the beach was a nice change of pace from our usual Saturday night activities of either flying or working on our various hobbies. We are definitely going to have to return and hike around the peninsula, though. They have a wonderful bike/pedestrian path that I would like to take full advantage of at some point.

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Prepping for the Air Show

 

It’s that time of year again! The model RC air show is coming up and we still have so many things to do. Jay has determined that he’s taking up three loads of planes. We are using his car, my car, and his mom’s car. She doesn’t know it yet, but he’s going to recruit it for hauling duty on Saturday. I’m sure that she will be fine with that. It will give her a chance to spend some time with us.

In the meantime I’ve been given a few tasks to do. My most important task seems to be keeping tabs on Jay and letting the guys in the club know about the information that Jay is putting together. Not an easy task when I only get to see him two out of seven days each week. I think that we’re doing pretty good, though. Jay typed up the itinerary, so now all I have to do is print it. And my job was to prep the paratroopers for their starring role in the candy drop.

With Chester’s help I was able to make sure that I had everything I would need. This is Chester’s forte. She’s very good at supervising projects and letting you know when she has a comment or critique about them.

 

 

Candy? Check!

Paratroopers? Check!

Time to do it? Check!

 

 

 

These are the little guys who will have candy strapped to them and then be dropped out of the airplanes so that the kids can run and grab them up. The problem is that a) we have to undo the parachutes because they are so tightly packed and wadded up that they would never come undone by themselves and b) You have to attempt to keep them from tangling. Last year we saw a kid walk by with about 6 of them all tangled together.

I am experimenting this year. I thought that maybe if I unfurl them, powder them, and then loosely wrap them back up that there would be a better chance of them opening. Short of teaching the little guys how to open their own chutes, I’m not sure what else we can do. Most candy drops at air shows the guys just dump out buckets of candy onto the air strip. We like doing this because it makes for a nicer demonstration and gives the kids a bit of a challenge. Last year they dove right into the field in order to get at them. lol

This is what it looked like after I had folded a couple. I tried to keep them neatly placed in the box. I know that it’s futile because they are going to get manhandled when being placed into the drop boxes for the planes. But I tried.

 

 

After two nights this is what it looked like when all of them were done. Except, Jay and I decided that we needed more, so I have a bunch more to get done this week. I am a glutton for punishment! lol

It will be worth it, though. The kids really enjoy it and it’s fun watching the ones that do open when they float down to the ground.

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Resume Writing

I have never been good at writing a resume. Since I’m not one to really talk myself up to others, it’s hard for me to write about how good I am. I know what I’m capable of and the knowledge that I bring to the table, but I never know quite how to write that down on paper.

 

Lately I’ve really been frustrated at work. Since my boss left in December and the new one arrived in March, I’ve had issues. My new boss is almost the polar opposite of my old boss, so that has given me some problems. I LOVED working for my old boss. She and I got along really well because we were similar in many ways. Needless to say, the new boss is not on the same wavelength as I am most of the time. She gets along fabulously with my coworker, which is enough to make me sick since I feel that his skills are less than adequate. He’s been there for four years and yet he calls up a woman in engineering to ask her what the cost of a part should be. That’s not her job, that’s his! But I won’t go off on that rant right now.

Does posting a resume online work? It’s tough enough to find a job nowadays, but I would really like to find one similar to mine. I love what I do, I just don’t like the people that I have to work with. Besides, I might be moving to another area in the somewhat near future, so I would like to find a job closer to where I will be living. I don’t really want to have a 50 minute commute each way.
Any tips or hints on resume writing? Any and all suggestions will be helpful. Thanks! 🙂

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Civil War Women – Part 2

Last week I spent the majority of my post discussing the clothing that women wore during the Civil War era. Obviously there was more to being a woman during the Civil War era than just wearing a lot of heavy, dangerous clothing. If you are a woman, I want you to imagine some of the things that make our lives miserable today and imagine having to deal with them back before electricity and indoor plumbing. Women’s health issues were treated differently, and almost laughably. It’s amazing how far science has come in 150 years. There is also the topic of personal hygiene, bathing, and then general household cleaning. I’ll give you a clue, the Europeans thought that us Americans were insane for wanting to keep things as clean as we did. Can you imagine what it would have been like if American women had been able to use antibacterial cleaning agents in the 1860’s??

You have to feel bad for the women who lived during the middle 1800’s. Everything that we consider to be a normal part of being a female was looked upon as being her source of all different kinds of issues. I will stick mainly to giving birth in this discussion so that I don’t creep the guys out too much. I’m sure that they are slightly curious, but are too embarrassed to ask.

Midwives used to be the ones delivering babies, allowing nature to take its time. Then doctors got involved and felt that to justify their much higher fee they should at least appear like they are doing something helpful. Instead, they ended up spreading more infections and diseases by using forceps and other instruments during the labor process. The fall-back cure was to ‘bleed’ the patient as well. Can you imagine being in the midst of labor pains, prior to pain killing drugs, and the doctor bleeds you enough to essentially cause you to faint and thus quiet you. Nice, eh? The other interesting thing, as you can see from the illustration above, is that the doctors rarely, if ever, actually saw their female patient’s bodies. They would feel around blindly, trying to deliver a  baby, without actually looking at what he was doing. It was due to concerns of modesty. Umm… I think that if you’re in the middle of delivering a baby it’s more important to make sure that everything is going along okay by actually looking instead of worrying about the woman’s modesty. Apparently the big fear was that a male doctor wouldn’t be able to control himself if he saw a female patient’s parts and it would drive him to adultery and possibly even madness. What a far cry from today’s society, eh?

In the morning when I get up for work I take a shower (washing both my hair and my body), I brush my teeth and I brush my hair. This is typically how most Americans start their day today. Back during the War an American woman might have started her day out in a similar fashion. Instead of showering or bathing, though, a pitcher and bowl were often used to take what we would consider to be a sponge bath. Soap wasn’t used for bathing due to the fact that the lye used in most of them was so harsh that it would do more damage to your skin than it was worth. Magazines would urge Americans to clean their teeth, but it wasn’t often followed. Back then Europeans used to cringe at the sight of the poor dental healthy running rampant in the United States. Many women became toothless at an early age and dentists often weren’t helpful if the cure didn’t include pulling a tooth.

Another big task for women was cooking. This is one thing that I wouldn’t have liked if I had lived during this period. I don’t like to cook nowadays with the high-tech stoves and microwaves. Can you imagine having to stoke the fire and make sure that the coals are at just the right temperature every day so that you can make the morning rolls for the family? Not only that, but the cast iron has to be cleaned every night and coated regularly with a black, waxy polish so that they wouldn’t rust. Not only was using the stove a pain, but you would actually have to use it. Let’s say that you wanted to make a cake for a celebration. You don’t have eggbeaters to help put air into the eggs and you don’t have baking powder to help things rise. Instead, your recipe would often instruct you as to how many eggs you would need, add the correct amount of sugar, and then beat these together for as much as three quarters of an hour. If you’ve ever whisked or beaten anything by hand with a fork you will much appreciate the work that went into making a cake back in the 1800’s. My hand is cramping just thinking about it!

As I stated in my previous post you should definitely pick up the book by Gail Collins “America’s Women; 400 Years of Dolls, Drudges, Helpmates, and Heroines.” You will find more interesting facts to read about regarding women from all other eras as well. It really makes you appreciate our technological advances today.

 

 

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