I figured that if I used ‘Silliness’ as my topic for this post then I had to use a corresponding picture. This one does a pretty good job of it. 🙂
While perusing Facebook this evening I came across a post that had me laughing at the comments that were going on in my head. I thought that maybe I would share some of them with you. lol Are you ready? Here is the original post:
ALL GUYS NEED TO READ THIS. When she pulls away, pull her back. ~ When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word. ~ When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. ~ When she’s scared protect her. ~ When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her wear it. ~ When she says that she loves you, she really does mean it. ~ When she grabs at your hands, hold her’s and play with her fingers. 🙂 ~ When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold. ~ When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does. ~ ♥ When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it ♥. ~ When she’s mad, hug her tight and don’t let go. ~ When she says she’s ok, don’t believe it. ~ Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her. ~ Treat her like she’s all that matters to you. ~ Watch her favorite movie with her even if you think it’s stupid. ~ Don’t talk about other girls around her. ~ Grab her and hold her while kissing her in the pouring rain. ~ When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: “Whose butt am I kicking baby?” ~ Guys: repost this if you would do it ~ Girls: repost this if you would love a guy like this… ♥
Now that you’ve read it I will cut it up and add my own little personality to it. lol
When she pulls away, pull her back. <– If she’s seriously angry I wouldn’t try this move because it might just anger her even more and that’s never a good thing.
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word. <– This is a good one. Try it.
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. <– Don’t do this if she’s carrying something sharp or something hot… you might end up in the ER. lol
When she’s scared protect her <– Or, better yet, just kill the darn spider so that she doesn’t have to be scared anymore. And no, taunting her with it is not on the list of To Do.
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it <– Because apparently she’s unable to tell you what she wants in person and instead prefers to play the stupid dating games. High Maintenance. Run away!! lol
When she’s mad, hug her tight and don’t let go. <– Ummm… what?? I don’t think so unless you’re looking to get hit with my fist.
When she says she’s ok, don’t believe it <– Because you realized a few moments ago that she’s a staring, psychotic, high maintenance wench. Besides, even the good ones are crazy. It’s true.
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her <– WHAT??!! First of all, I would hope that I would be in bed by that time and if you wake me up you won’t like what you hear. Why does it have to be at 12:00 a.m.?? What if he works third shift and is in the middle of a production run? Not to mention the fact that this one is just dumb. Can you tell that a dumb broad wrote this thing on Facebook??
Treat her like she’s all that matters to you <– That’s a bit extreme. Just make us very high on the priority list and we’re happy. Don’t smother us.
Watch her favorite movie with her even if you think it’s stupid <– And if she’s a decent person she will watch your favorite movie with you, even if she thinks it’s stupid.
Don’t talk about other girls around her <– Guys, you can’t win with this one. If you don’t talk about other girls around her then she might think that you are avoiding the topic because you have something to hide. If you don’t have anything to hide so you talk about girls then she’s going to wonder if you secretly have something going on with those women. Why? Women are crazy. I can’t give you the answer that will work for this one. Sorry.
Grab her and hold her while kissing her in the pouring rain <– Why do people think that rain is romantic?? My experience has taught me that it’s not a good look for me to be soaking wet. If it’s raining then I am trying to get to shelter as soon as possible. If you stop me to kiss me in the rain I won’t be happy. Rain has a tendency to get on my glasses and that’s just frustrating.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: “Whose butt am I kicking baby?” <– Here’s the perfect example that women don’t know what they want. If you recall, at the beginning of the post it said that if she’s crying you are just to hold her and say nothing. Suddenly there is a person who needs a butt kicking?? If she’s pissing off people to the point that you have to fight her battles for her, then you need to rethink this relationship. She sounds like she’s VERY high maintenance and a trouble maker to boot. You better get while the getting is good!
Guys: repost this if you would do it <– Call me sexist, but I would definitely question the manhood of any guy who actually did repost this.
Girls: repost this if you would love a guy like this… ♥ <– I did not repost it. I don’t want a guy who is always controlling me by hugging me tight and not allowing me to move or walk away for a moment. Also, the whole pouring rain thing. I don’t like getting wet in the rain because then I get cold and snot runs out of my nose. Not very romantic.
Well, I hope that you enjoyed my internal thoughts as I read this. Have a great day! 🙂
LOL – love this! You can always tell which little things like this are written by tweens & teens who've seen too many romantic movies and which ones were written by women who are actually in functional relationships.